Wanted: capable man | "attraction" candle"

Wanted: after years of fieldwork, we're still looking for that mythical creature that can replace a light bulb AND remember your birthday. A rare specimen that knows where the dishwasher is, responds to messages and, let's face it, communicates its emotions without you having to guess. With its rose quartz, this candle attracts authentic relationships and soothes your heart wounded by all those "it's complicated" and unexplained ghostings. Its bewitching scent of cardamom and tonka bean creates the perfect atmosphere for finally showing that man who's capable of loving, listening and, incidentally, finding his own socks. The bar is on the ground, but apparently it's still too high for some.